Wednesday, March 31, 2004
How to Solve the Terrorism Problem...
Yahoo! News - Militant Blows Himself Up in Uzbekistan: "TASHKENT, Uzbekistan - A lone militant who was holed up in a house blew himself up early Thursday, ending a standoff in the Uzbek capital. "
I say we create a row of inexpensive homes, and allow any militant terrorists who want to blow themselves up to go inside and do so. No sanction or penalty whatsoever. For those who prefer to blow themselves up outside, we'll create a large field where terrorists can go, without any restriction or checkpoint, and blow themselves up at anytime they want. Perhaps we could even provide them with some explosive and a comfortable place to sit when they blow themselves up in these designated "Martyr Zones."
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